![]() ![]() Gaetz (played by Pete Davidson) was introduced by Spears as a “full-on sex pest.” “People are just targeting me because I defended Donald Trump,” he said. It should be noted that no charges have been brought against Gaetz, who was also the subject of the episode’s cold open, which saw a return to the Britney Spears (Chloe Fineman) talk show “Oops, You Did It Again.” He was joined by fellow “social pariahs” Lil Nas X (Chris Redd) and Pepé Le Pew (Kate McKinnon). The 17th letter is Q, it all adds up! What are you waiting on! The storm is finally here and QAnon is like, ‘You can’t believe everything you read on the internet!’” Come on, think about it: Matt Gaetz’s girlfriend, she was allegedly 17. He followed up with one last dig: “Here’s the craziest part of this story to me: A sitting congressman is being accused of child trafficking and the QAnon people are suddenly like, ‘Nah, I need more evidence.’ That was your whole thing! I mean, come on. Colin Jost thinks you should hold off on sending out those wedding invites.” Colin Jost thinks you have been to alllll the websites. “Here’s my response statement,” said Jost. Matt Gaetz cherishes the relationships in his past and looks forward to marrying the love of his life.” Matt Gaetz has never ever been on any such websites whatsoever. Gaetz then defended himself releasing this very normal statement. “That story has since been confirmed by his whole vibe. ![]() “It’s also being reported that Gaetz may have paid for sex with women he met online,” said Jost about the unsubstantiated allegations. ![]()
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